Check out the site of this courier company called Blazeflash(http://www.blazeflash.com/). If you thought that India is jumping one full generation and going to the next level of technology, this site should definitely be a grim reminder.
Right now, this company is carrying my undergrad degree to Los Angeles from New Delhi. I was even told a tracking number and that's when I realized what was wrong. It first took me three "Next" tabs to reach the page where I can put my tracking number. By the way, the site is powered by some company called Tellusys( pronounced Tell-Us-Yes)!!!.
So coming back to the Next tabs, first page talks about 100% efficiency in tracking system!!! The next Next tab shows the picture of the new CEO and the final Next tab shows some graphs about company's growth. Goddammit...........finally I arrive at the page where I hoped I can enter the tracking number. I finally find the place where I enter the number and true to the 100% tracking efficiency, I am not able to track anything!!! One other awesome aspect of the site is a link called "Proximity with VVIPs". Check it out..http://www.blazeflash.com/proximity.htm
I have had my fill and I am scared that they have the custody of a very important document. I also have some words for the person who got this degree issued...Rahul Agarwal(suave in shades above!!!) is a great person, a great friend but now, I have the following to say to him:
Right now, this company is carrying my undergrad degree to Los Angeles from New Delhi. I was even told a tracking number and that's when I realized what was wrong. It first took me three "Next" tabs to reach the page where I can put my tracking number. By the way, the site is powered by some company called Tellusys( pronounced Tell-Us-Yes)!!!.
So coming back to the Next tabs, first page talks about 100% efficiency in tracking system!!! The next Next tab shows the picture of the new CEO and the final Next tab shows some graphs about company's growth. Goddammit...........finally I arrive at the page where I hoped I can enter the tracking number. I finally find the place where I enter the number and true to the 100% tracking efficiency, I am not able to track anything!!! One other awesome aspect of the site is a link called "Proximity with VVIPs". Check it out..http://www.blazeflash.com/proximity.htm
I have had my fill and I am scared that they have the custody of a very important document. I also have some words for the person who got this degree issued...Rahul Agarwal(suave in shades above!!!) is a great person, a great friend but now, I have the following to say to him:
- Sending a copy of "Lost Degree" Ad to Delhi from Jaipur: 30 rupees
- Tip to the courier guy from whom you collected the document: 10 rupees
- Sending the degree by Blazeflash to Los Angeles and losing the friendship of a great friend: PRICELESS
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