I don't watch Red Eye on Fox that often but today I stumbled upon this hilarious Greg-a-Logue about the choice between Hillary and Obama. Read On:
"While watching the debates, I figured out why Obama is so popular and Hillary isn't.Obama looks pretty and we love him and Hillary looks constipated and you hate her. In a nutshell, Obama is a stripper and Hillary is your wife. Think about it. When you go to a strip club, you see the performer's best and only the attributes...you see her curves, and her implants. You don't see her meth habit, her biker ex-boyfriend, the box of severed ears that she keeps in her closet. But with your wife, you see the good and the bad...the very bad and this is why men sometimes prefer strippers to their wives. But once you leave your wife and date a stripper, you quickly find out that she is far worse than your wife. Your wife doesn't eat her own hair for example.If the elections were held now, Obama would win which is essentially like marrying a stripper after spending a weekend with her in Vegas doing lines off her butt. But unlike that entirely made up scenario which definitely didn't happen to me in 1992 when I was living in my car, a quickie election can't be annulled. Tie the knot with Obama, as shapely as she is, you're stuck with him for at least four years and that's why I recommend ditching both and voting for me."
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